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Innocent, Serious, Innocent, Bluegh!!
Posted in Family, Friends, Love, Sewelness, Tv shows on by
2 days ago
Umar and I were watching Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader on channel 7e on Astro [Kenapa lah Malaysia tak buat show macam ni. Boleh aku masuk untuk dapat side income sikit. Dah lah dapat duit, dapat masuk tv, dapat menimba ilmu pulak tu(yang ni nampak sangat menipu haha)] Before I tell you the story, ingin saya ingatkan bahawa budak budak sangatlah innocent dan cute bila mereka serious. Si Umar ni pun one of the few lah.
So..the question that was being asked read, 'True or false? Only male lions have manes.'
Me: Trueeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Senang nya! Ishk. Free-free je dapat duit.
Umar: Along, manes tu apa?
Me: Manes? Manes tu yang...(masa ni tengah fikir perkataan yang sesuai) Alaa yang macam janggut kat muka dia tuu (while gesturing a circle around my face)
(Yes, I know. Kenapa tak cakap rambut je kan?)
Umar: Ohh!!!! Yang macam tudung tu eh?
*muka innocent dan serious memandang kakaknya yang tak berguna, yang about-to-laugh-hard-at-his-face-tapi-tak-jadi sebab he was serious and was waiting for a truthful answer*
Me: (tahan gelak, sambil senyum) Haaaa yelah. Yang macam tudung tu. *Dalam hati gelak macam setan*
(I knew he was referring to Alex the Lion in Madagascar. His mane really does look like a tudung kan dalam cerita tu?)
It's ok. I did not laugh at him. Instead, I grinned like an idiot while watching his innocent face again. Haha adik aku nih, pandai plak buat lawak innocent.
King of the Jungle wearing a Hijab? Dang, jatuh standard. Mana pegi dignity yang dimegah-megahkan tu nanti? hahaha. Umar...Umar..imaginasi anda sangat tinggi dan pelik tapi makes sense :)
Yesterday
Another boring day at the office, but Nina cracked me up with her stupid, dirty jokes. Contohnya: (Not for the faint hearted yea)
1. What is the similarity between mayonnaise and semen?? Haa jawab, jawab!
The other one is too dirty to be put up here. But, I laughed like a hyena, non stop for 5 minutes. (Yes, Azhani yang sengal ni pergi sebarkan joke ini kepada kakak-kakak office yang nampak je innocent tapi sebenarnya cepat tangkap)
Plus, I gave her one. Dirtier, dumber. Totally not for kids. hahaha. Memang gelak terkentut-kentut (Nina je, I didn't)
P/s. I should keep track of all these stupid jokes and compile it in one book. Then sell. Along with my kek batik. Woooo...Best. Siapa yang ada jokes, jangan lah malu nak share. Saya seorang yang bersikap terbuka. Serious. Adik, this goes out to you, especially. Aku tau kau ni lagi berfikiran kurang bersih dari aku haha
P/ss. Bestnya! Tampak colourful sungguh blog ku ini!!
Umar and I were watching Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader on channel 7e on Astro [Kenapa lah Malaysia tak buat show macam ni. Boleh aku masuk untuk dapat side income sikit. Dah lah dapat duit, dapat masuk tv, dapat menimba ilmu pulak tu(yang ni nampak sangat menipu haha)] Before I tell you the story, ingin saya ingatkan bahawa budak budak sangatlah innocent dan cute bila mereka serious. Si Umar ni pun one of the few lah.
So..the question that was being asked read, 'True or false? Only male lions have manes.'
Me: Trueeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Senang nya! Ishk. Free-free je dapat duit.
Umar: Along, manes tu apa?
Me: Manes? Manes tu yang...(masa ni tengah fikir perkataan yang sesuai) Alaa yang macam janggut kat muka dia tuu (while gesturing a circle around my face)
(Yes, I know. Kenapa tak cakap rambut je kan?)
Umar: Ohh!!!! Yang macam tudung tu eh?
*muka innocent dan serious memandang kakaknya yang tak berguna, yang about-to-laugh-hard-at-his-face-tapi-tak-jadi sebab he was serious and was waiting for a truthful answer*
Me: (tahan gelak, sambil senyum) Haaaa yelah. Yang macam tudung tu. *Dalam hati gelak macam setan*
(I knew he was referring to Alex the Lion in Madagascar. His mane really does look like a tudung kan dalam cerita tu?)
It's ok. I did not laugh at him. Instead, I grinned like an idiot while watching his innocent face again. Haha adik aku nih, pandai plak buat lawak innocent.
King of the Jungle wearing a Hijab? Dang, jatuh standard. Mana pegi dignity yang dimegah-megahkan tu nanti? hahaha. Umar...Umar..imaginasi anda sangat tinggi dan pelik tapi makes sense :)Yesterday
Another boring day at the office, but Nina cracked me up with her stupid, dirty jokes. Contohnya: (Not for the faint hearted yea)
1. What is the similarity between mayonnaise and semen?? Haa jawab, jawab!
The other one is too dirty to be put up here. But, I laughed like a hyena, non stop for 5 minutes. (Yes, Azhani yang sengal ni pergi sebarkan joke ini kepada kakak-kakak office yang nampak je innocent tapi sebenarnya cepat tangkap)
Plus, I gave her one. Dirtier, dumber. Totally not for kids. hahaha. Memang gelak terkentut-kentut (Nina je, I didn't)
P/s. I should keep track of all these stupid jokes and compile it in one book. Then sell. Along with my kek batik. Woooo...Best. Siapa yang ada jokes, jangan lah malu nak share. Saya seorang yang bersikap terbuka. Serious. Adik, this goes out to you, especially. Aku tau kau ni lagi berfikiran kurang bersih dari aku haha
P/ss. Bestnya! Tampak colourful sungguh blog ku ini!!
Mothers can sometimes be funny
Posted in Family, Love, Sayangness, Sewelness, Tv shows on by
Malam kelmarin ada cerita Cuci kat tv2, but we were watching Congkak on Astro Ria. Bila iklan, kitorang tengok la Cuci..So, I assume you guys tau la kan siapa pelakon-pelakon dalam Cuci tu..Sah-sah lah Afdlin Shauki punya gang right?
So, sambil tengok, sambil mama tanya cerita tu pasal apa, and then cakap pasal size badan Afdlin and that Afdlin patut masuk The Biggest Loser (???)..kesian pakcik tu, mesti menangis kalau dia baca T_T..Tiba-tiba tv pun tunjuk si AC Mizal..Keluarlah satu suara yang bertanya, "Eh, si AC Milan tu kahwin dengan siapa ek?" *semua orang senyap sekejap; total silence* *hayball berguling di tengah padang pasir...kur kur kur* And then...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA AC MILAN!!!!! AC MIZAL LAH MA!!
Memang masing-masing gelak terbahak-bahak including Mama masa tu wakaka..adoih..At least we know that Mama knows her football :P
Dahla the day before Mama nak tanya about this one dessert but she forgot the name. She said, "Alaa..yang start dengan 'k' tuu..konikoni? konikuna?" Pastu Adik yang bijaksana ni pegi suggest pulak, "Kinokuniya ke Ma?" Ma pun "Haaa! Apa dia? Kinokuniya ye!!" Ape lagi, all three of us (including my other sister, Za Gemz) laughed tak hengat dunia laa even though tengah beraya rumah orang kan masa tu, kami peduli apa hahaha! Pastu baru lah Mama tau kenapa kitorang gelak..We told her lah Kinokuniya tu book store..kejadahnya pulak nama dessert! hahaha..Aunty Yon pun tau hahaha!
So, sambil tengok, sambil mama tanya cerita tu pasal apa, and then cakap pasal size badan Afdlin and that Afdlin patut masuk The Biggest Loser (???)..kesian pakcik tu, mesti menangis kalau dia baca T_T..Tiba-tiba tv pun tunjuk si AC Mizal..Keluarlah satu suara yang bertanya, "Eh, si AC Milan tu kahwin dengan siapa ek?" *semua orang senyap sekejap; total silence* *hayball berguling di tengah padang pasir...kur kur kur* And then...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA AC MILAN!!!!! AC MIZAL LAH MA!!
Memang masing-masing gelak terbahak-bahak including Mama masa tu wakaka..adoih..At least we know that Mama knows her football :P
Dahla the day before Mama nak tanya about this one dessert but she forgot the name. She said, "Alaa..yang start dengan 'k' tuu..konikoni? konikuna?" Pastu Adik yang bijaksana ni pegi suggest pulak, "Kinokuniya ke Ma?" Ma pun "Haaa! Apa dia? Kinokuniya ye!!" Ape lagi, all three of us (including my other sister, Za Gemz) laughed tak hengat dunia laa even though tengah beraya rumah orang kan masa tu, kami peduli apa hahaha! Pastu baru lah Mama tau kenapa kitorang gelak..We told her lah Kinokuniya tu book store..kejadahnya pulak nama dessert! hahaha..Aunty Yon pun tau hahaha!
Everybody Loves Raymond
Posted in Celebs, Sewelness, Tv shows on by
Have you watch it? This sitcom cracks me every time. Just watched one of the episodes in Season One for the third time and man, I laughed my ass off!!
SEASON ONE : EPISODE 17
*When Ray discovers that the diamond in Debra's wedding ring is a fake, he finds a way to steal the ring so he can replace the stone, unaware that she replaced the diamond with a real one after their wedding. They fought over it once the truth comes out. Then, their daughter Ally (maybe when she was around 6 years old), came downstairs to show them a Valentine's card a friend had made her.* (It was a Valentine's day, indeed)
Ally : Look what Kenny gave me. *shows them a half heart-shaped card*
Ray and Debra : Oooh..A valentine's card..*opens it*
Ray : With a gum in it..
Ally : Kenny blow a gum into it and gave it to me.
Debra : That's so sweet! aww..Now go upstairs sweetheart, I'll be right up in just a minute.
Ray : *After Ally left* Cheap bastard.
How can you not love this show???! LOL
P/s. I love watching shows with a dysfunctional family in it :D
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