Vee the hot bachelorette chotchet

Yesterday, 4th of October was the day that I first enjoyed a bachelorette party. Sebelum ni mana pernah..Tiba-tiba je dapat kad kawen. Tiba-tiba je dapat tau si polan dah engaged. Tiba-tiba je si minah dah berpunya(sejak bila ntah) and nak kawen.

So, the venue was at Redbox Sunway Pyramid (dah la aku loser gila lupa jalan nak gi sini. Ada kete pon tak guna wahaha) Park kat valet parking tapi maak aiihh..valet lagi satu pulak so still kena jalan jauh,bongek betul. Moi arrived at around 10.45am. The others ada yang dah sampai.

Leez adalah pelakon utama dalam misi Ops Tipu Vee so dia datang lambat sikit sebab dia kena fetch V at her house. Leez cerita, V was too easy. All she had to do was ajak V gi lunch and V terus cakap "lunch? ok!" hahaha

So, yang lain-lain yang dah sampai ni pun ada misi. Iaitu misi Ops Tiup Belon yang berbentuk Heart. (Belon tu kelakar bentuk dia, macam telinga Mickey Mouse pun ada, mcm boobies pun ada..oops! obscene! tutup mata kanak2!)

Oleh sebab saya mempunyai pipi yang agak kuat dan perut penuh dengan angin yang terperangkap pagi tu, jadi saya offer diri meniup belon-belon tersebut(sebenarnya memang kena paksa tiup pun ciss!)

As usual, dalam pertandingan meniup belon cenggini, pasti ada belon yg sesuka hati nak pecah sendiri..And us being girls, pastilaa "Aaaaaaahhhh!!" wahahaha gedik hell bluwekss! I tak jerit please...so not my thangg. gagaga..

Anyway, while waiting for the bride-to-be and pelakon-in-the-making, we karaoke first! Yang lawaknya, microphone ada 4, tapi yang tak pegang microphone pun sudi meminjamkan suara mereka yang tak merdu tu hahaha...So, guess all you want. I just thanked god for not making the room explode! haha

Here are the songs that we sang. Some only laa coz we sang a lot.

Britney Spears-Drive Me Crazy
I knew Dy was behind this. Britney?? Omg. This was our first song by the way.

Suasana Hari Raya-Anuar Zain & Ellina
Lagu raya haruss! Yelaa, still in raya mode kaan hahaha

Celine Dion-It's all coming back to me now
Bagai nak pecah bilik tu.. I've got a video showing my dear friend Leez sang her heart out. Or should I say, yell? hahahaha. But I don't think it was her. But someone shrieked! Kata nak ikut suara Celine kan? LOL

Just a Girl-No Doubt
It's a special song cuz the bride chose it by herself. The others? Backup dancers,lah! haha. Sorry V, you're a girl now, but you've to buckle up to be a woman in 5days!! Scary innit? I guess the song 'I'm not a girl, not yet a woman' applies here :P

Senja nan Merah-Ziana Zain & Awie
Siapa yang tau lagu ni, semua nyanyi lah. Siapa ntah yang duet ngan Dy hehe

Poker Face/Don't Cha
Woi woi woi...Budak2 ni semuanya ada bakat menari terpendam siott..They turned the room into a dance floor pulak daaahh...It was pretty dark and I was taking a video, so untuk mengagumi dan melihat dengan lebih jelas bakat2 terpendam tersebut, saya cerahkanlah bilik itu and voila! Semua jari menuding ke arah saya kerana mengkantoikan mereka! Hey, I was doing my job as a video girl.. :P But they kept on going anyway. Siap battle pulaak tak bole blah! I was not part of it, honest!!

Ada Backstreet Boys lah, N'sync lah..Gloria Gaynor's I will Survive pon got!! But...jengjengjeng...

Lagu paling epic...


Cinta Tiga Segi-Kristal
Guess who sang this? JASMINE ZULKIFLI!!! Teringat zaman-zaman dulu masa mula2 masuk UiTM, masa semuanya budak2 hingusan lagi...First time jumpa Jas, she doesn't speak Malay coz she just got back from Holland. She was transfered here lah..So, me, being a considerate human being, mula lah ajar Jas perkataan2 that she doesn't know. Pendek cerita, curses in Malay :D
So, bila Jas dah pandai nyanyi lagu Malay, it was my proudest moment. Sob sob. I'm proud of you,Jas. Welcome to Malaysia! Where people curse a lot!! Aaaanywaaayyy...

Sambung balik cerita...where the surprise began.

The Surprise
Yaya got a phone call (or maybe a text message) from Leez saying that they have arrived at the crime scene(tell you all about it later) and so we waited...and waited...satu dua lagu terpaksa di-burned and then "SURPRISE!!!" (I bet the guy who ushered them in pun terkejut bahaha)

The bride to be was overwhelmed and flattered. V ingatkan we totally forgot about her. No way, man! So anyway, lepas dah makan, dah karaoke and dah melalak, it was time for V to open up her real, special surprise present. Hahahaha let's just say that it's between her and her future husband lah. Kitorang memang tak kasi can langsung. Dah kata BACHELORETTE PARTY kaaan? Anything kinky, over the edge also count lah! Hahaha! The only hint that I can give out is that it's red, and very ooh-la-la...woot!

Lepas tu kitorang sambung nyanyi lagi..And guess what? Ada gelas pecah siott! Tak sedap kot suara diorang...Banyak teori keluar..(dah kata future lawyers, terpaksa lah buat presumptions dan assumptions dan sewaktu dengannya) Ada yang cakap teori fizik(bunyi kuat sangat jadi menyebabkan gelas tu kena heart attack) ada jugak yang cakap getaran(gelas tu bergerak mengikut rentak lagu and then decide nak suicide so die terjun meja) and macam2 lagilah..

We ended the party with the song Always by Bon Jovi. Lagu wajib karaoke..Although semua dah pancit after 3hours straight singing! Ish3..

After the party, the video girl, the best actress and the Devil's bride went to Swensen's for dessert hehehe...Those girls never learn their lessons. Tuhan kata, kalau demam, jangan makan benda sejuk,nanti lagi teruk. Ok. maybe doctor yang kata on God's behalf. ;)

All in all, we had fun. Congratulations in advance, Siti Ruvinna! From all of us!!!

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